Therapy

-Why is Paste Magazine so absolutely terrible now?
-The 21 bus to the 30 and vice versa has become a combination of bo and ass.
-Why do people say a band is "killing it" or is "sick"? Good lord.
-Does anyone in San Francisco cover their mouth when yawning? Answer: Not many.
-Do you *really* need to be on your damn cell phone at ALL times?
-And now you're texting while driving?!!?
-I mean, c'mon, John McCain? Really, America? REALLY?!?!?!
-I never thought I'd say this, but Springsteen needs to bid farewell to the E Street tours.
-Why do people in San Francisco walk so close to strangers on the street?
-Radiohead are not a great band. Actually, they're kind of a yawn.
-Will a good movie ever be made again?
-Why are there virtually no good bars in this city?
-Does Murakami still write good books, because the last few have been clunkers?
-For Doc Hup, can we get one for the Cubs?

3 comments:

Fred said...

-Why is Paste Magazine so absolutely terrible now?

Terrible now?

> -The 21 bus to the 30 and vice versa has become a combination of bo and ass.

That is not a question

> -Why do people say a band is "killing it" or is "sick"? Good lord.

fuck that. we all know they cannonball.

> -Does anyone in San Francisco cover their mouth when yawning? Answer: Not many.

Yawn

> -Do you *really* need to be on your damn cell phone at ALL times?

Wait a sec. I'm getting a text.

> -And now you're texting while driving?!!?

Now that talking on my cell is illegal, I have to text.

> -I mean, c'mon, John McCain? Really, America? REALLY?!?!?!

Sexist agist anti-POW terrorist.

> -I never thought I'd say this, but Springsteen needs to bid farewell
> to the E Street tours.

Chris, get a refill.

> -Why do people in San Francisco walk so close to strangers on the street?

There isn't much space next to you, so we have to step on you.

> -Radiohead are not a great band. Actually, they're kind of a yawn.

Not a question, but insightful

> -Will a good movie ever be made again?

seriously, there are good movies coming at us continually.

> -Why are there virtually no good bars in this city?

Um, Vesuvio

> -Does Murakami still write good books, because the last few have been clunkers?

Richard Ford

> -For Doc Hup, can we get one for the Cubs?

Nope. Dodgers baby.

Marc said...

1) Seemed like the $1 subs were a good idea at the time -- but alas, you get what you pay for.
3) When you say 'bad,' do you mean, not good 'bad' or Michael Jackson 'bad?'
4) They're not yawning -- they're sharing their thoughts.
5) They're very important people, at least in their own minds.
6)They're very important stupid people.
7) John McClane was busy.
9) To pick their pockets.
10) Not a great band, but a band with some great moments.
11) Yes, but it will be a training film for a multi-state full-service convenience store chain.
14) The Chicago Cubs -- for when the Yanks won't come through for a fairweather fan.

Campbell said...

I am not Cubs bandwagon - simply pulling for a buddy.

And yes, Vesuvio is a good place. Very good.